i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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