why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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