Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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