every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We had sex on a dog bed..
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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