Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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