that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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