I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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