Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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