He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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