A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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