I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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