Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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