I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
