Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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