You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
