How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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