no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
