it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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