He is such a slut. More and more my type.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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