So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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