the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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