so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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