I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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