Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
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