Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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