I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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