Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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