My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's never too late to be topless.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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