dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
im having a threesome with these popsicles
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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