After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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