the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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