it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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