god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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