he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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