Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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