Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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