party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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