Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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