ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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