"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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