He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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