I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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