I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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