honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
