Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Buhtt sex?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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