My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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