butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
