I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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