I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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