The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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