She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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