the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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