I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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