I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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