dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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