Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
its not stalking. its research.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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