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say what?
wanna hang out?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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